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The Horny Games. A comedic but sexy parody of The Hunger Games. 

Please send me photos of your bathroom. 

Judy gets an egg vibrator stuck in her vagina. 

She is past her prime. Aged 23-30. 

The actor should be able to burp on command without the help of carbonated drinks.

TAP DANCING ESSENTIAL FOR THE ALIENS. 

We prefer that the females be 18 to 30. BUT if you’re older & look good for your age, we’ll consider you.

Busty female. We require a scene where we spray fluid on you & you make out with a small old man.

The cast is 95% female & it sells because it’s comprised of sexy, attractive, in-shape/fit girls in cool costumes.

Sexy fairy who’ll be required to be comfortable exposing her breasts.