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She is past her prime. Aged 23-30. 

The actor should be able to burp on command without the help of carbonated drinks.

TAP DANCING ESSENTIAL FOR THE ALIENS. 

We prefer that the females be 18 to 30. BUT if you’re older & look good for your age, we’ll consider you.

Busty female. We require a scene where we spray fluid on you & you make out with a small old man.

The cast is 95% female & it sells because it’s comprised of sexy, attractive, in-shape/fit girls in cool costumes.

Sexy fairy who’ll be required to be comfortable exposing her breasts.

A student audio narrative rap musical about the forbidden love between a fox and a stork.

We require two attractive females to perform simple eating actions and raunchy movements such as bending over to reveal bum, licking lips, excessive cleavage etc. 

A naked woman with a large strap-on dildo in a dog cage.